"There was trouble down in Africa, riots over in France
Nuclear war was at hand seems a likely chance
When the Russians lost the Olympics they got a little pissed
Sent a few nucs over the kind that never miss
World was in turmoil, where was Jesus now?
He was down in Mississippi behind a mule and a plow
Looking for a place to plug in my T.V.
When I finally realized it was world war 3
Fallout wasn't too bad down in the south
Jesus cooked good barbecue the kind that burned your mouth
People came from miles around for just a little taste
Most of um' didn't make cause of all that nuclear waste
But if you survived this nuclear holocaust
Come down to Mississippi for some of the Jesus hot sauce
I'm been in Washington it's nothing but a ruin
I'm here with The Sex Change Band they don't know what their doing
I can smell that Dixie chicken I can taste that barbecue
Far from Mississippi got me a little confused
Jesus in a Cadillac or at least a private plane nation's capitol with radiation on the brain
People give me those U.S. bonds
Don't give me Gary (U.S.) bonds
People give me credit cards that cash money that Afghanistan coinage
All your relics of civilization it's all gone
I'm going to Mississippi you might want to come too
Get some Jesus barbecue and that cold beer
MDP I will re-up your requests shortly
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