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WOW!!!! people it looks like our time on earth maybe coming to an end, what with this new Coronavirus everywhere I don't think we have much time. Look I don't want to scare anybody but.....However we here at the Jobe Medical Center for the prevention of STD's are working on ways to stop this deadly outbreak. These are some of the experiments we are currently working on.
1. Smear dog shit all over your body (head to toe) this will certainly keep others from coming into contact with you.
2. Where your MAGA hat everywhere, this will assure that people of your ilk only come into contact with you (and of course we know that wearing a MAGA hat, nothing will stick)
3. After purchasing your meth, find a homeless person (that's easy enough) offer him a toot, and if he/she suddenly wants to take a bath send it (the meth) to our labs for further testing
4. DO NOT GO OUT OF YOUR HOUSE FOR ANYTHING UNTIL JUNE 14TH when it will be warm and by that time the virus will have disappeared
5. Buy stock in the Jobe surgical mask company (right now it's tanking but just wait) then with the money you make you can live the high-life for your last few days (note this is a not a cure but a way for you to have some fun)
6. Purchase a copy of Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica blast this at all times and everyone will stay away from you
7. Watch Fox news and be oblivious to everything that is going on in the world, that way if you don't hear about the Coronavirus it certainly can't get to you. (The less you know the more we thrive)
Well folks in conclusion these are just 7 of the current experiments we are working on at this time but stay tuned to this site for the latest updates. See scans
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Wow, Jobe way to go with this one (one?) awesome collection of outtakes and rehearsal tapes from one album and a much underrated one we reckon. Thank you SO much for this and no I didn't have these but yikes this is some set of ROIOs! Staggering stuff! Bestests to you and the guys at FBS and VW as ever
ReplyDeleteSorry I know I keep doing this and am sure it irritates the heck out of all y'all but PEOPLE! Check THIS out! The QUALITY of this set of outtakes from Jobe here is little short of ASTONISHING! Get it NOW! Your weekend is made . . . . . breathtaking almost literally! Using Mega as we do you can even check them out track by track if'n you want. If you don't believe me try a version of 'Angel' and you won't be disappointed! Sorry guys . . . . got excited!
ReplyDeleteNo prob always look forward hearing from you
ReplyDeleteThanks very much. Great to have all of this in one place at last.
ReplyDeleteThanks...this project is really awesome...cheers
ReplyDeleteI just want to take this time and thank everybody who has said nice things about this post. I also want to thank......OK is the coast clear? I'm just trying to create enough space here in the "What You're Saying" part of the blog to reward you with two more bonus discs of Infidels outtakes but this is the last of what I have so keep this on the down low
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Oh my my! Two more?! This is awesome Jobe! Sssshhhhh I'll keep schtum! Thanks as ever ;)
ReplyDeleteWow...This turned out to be the Hollis Brown of Dylan posts!
ReplyDeleteAllow me to be one of the last, Jobe my brother, to say Nice One! Outstanding Post.
ReplyDeletehi jobe as i am new to this blog would it be possible to repost this outstanding copy outtakes of the master, thanks for all the great music you and the others are posting cheers Barrie G
ReplyDeleteBarrie G I hope you check the blog daily and at least the chat box for updates cause here it is
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